am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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