Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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