the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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