Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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