i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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