Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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