Grow some girl-balls and come out already
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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