I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Randomize
