Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You took a bar mat shot.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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