I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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