Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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