So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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