do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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