You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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