You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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