Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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