we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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