did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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