Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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