i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Shame - the story of my life.
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