So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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