the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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