She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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