I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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