Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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