what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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