No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She's the barista slut.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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