Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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