Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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