i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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