I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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