I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
