i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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