Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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