brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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