i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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