Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize