how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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