Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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