Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
not ubering you a puppy
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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