Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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