Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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