I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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