Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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