i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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