How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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