i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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