awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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