Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
