it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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