Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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