worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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