i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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