Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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