foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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