I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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